A Very Special Mix for A Very Special Valentine’s Day

Some of us love it, and others hate it, but either way, it’s here! Valentine’s Day has come, and in typical KXSU fashion, we’ve made a holiday playlist for it. Are you heartbroken? We’ve got some healing tunes just for you (also remember that you are important and special and you should never let a single Twitter egg or internet/real-life troll in the world convince you otherwise). Are you head-over-heels in love? We’ve got some romantic and sensual tunes for you, too! Either way, we love ya. Happy Valentine’s Day.


PART I: FOR YOUR BAE

For That One Guy On Tinder That You and Yours Friends All Matched With:

April: “Playing To Lose” – Lemaitre

Celene: “Can’t Be Tamed” – Miley Cyrus

Craig: “Sweet Victory” – Spongebob Squarepants ft. The Bikini Bottom Marching Band

Emma: “All Hands on the Bad One” – Sleater-Kinney

Julia O: “Powertrip” – Priests

For That One Person You Wish You Could Write An L.A.L. (Like A Lot) For:

Anna: “Crazy in Love” – Beyoncé

Craig: “Doing the Sponge” – The Narrator from Spongebob Squarepants

Emma: “Everlasting Sigh” – Moses Sumney

Julia S: “Can’t Get Enough Of You Baby” – Smash Mouth

A Song That Plays in the Background of Your Sexy V-Day Dinner Date:

April: “Angel” – Sarah McLachlan

Celene: “Fire Burning” – Sean Kingston

Craig: “Best Day Ever” – Spongebob Squarepants ft. Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, & Eugene Krabs

Emma: “Look at Your Game, Girl” – Charles Manson

Julia O: “Photograph” – Nickelback

When You’re Making Your Way into Those Silky Sheets:

Anna: “1+1” – Beyoncé

April: “Hot in Herre” – Nelly

Craig: “Striped Sweater Song” – Spongebob Squarepants

Emma: “Pray to Cum” – Katy Goodman & Greta Morgan (Bad Brains cover)

Julia O: “All of Me Wants All of You” – Sufjan Stevens

When You Succumb to Downloading Tinder Again:

Anna: “Upgrade U (feat. Jay-Z)” – Beyoncé

April: “I F*cked It Up” – Dollar Signs

Emma: “An Illustration of Loneliness (Sleepless in New York)” – Courtney Barnett

Julia S: “I’m a Believer” – Smash Mouth


PART II: FOR YOURSELF

A Song I Dedicate to Myself (Yay for Self-Love!):

April: “Fresh Az I’m Iz” – Bow Wow

Cameron: “Too Much” – Kehlani

Craig: “I’m A Goofy Goober” – Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick Star

Emma: “Woman is a Word” – Empress Of

A Song that Validates that You Don’t Need a Significant Other:

Anna: “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” – Beyoncé

April: “Can’t Get Enough of Myself” – Santigold

Cameron: “Love Myself” – Hailee Steinfeld

Emma: “F*ck With Myself” – Banks

Julia O: “My Little Universe” – Depeche Mode

When You’re Going Out with the Gals/Guys:

Anna: “6 Inch (feat. The Weeknd)” – Beyoncé

Craig: “F.U.N.” – Spongebob Squarepants ft. Plankton

Emma: “Take My People Dancing” – Valley Maker

Julia O: “Lovely Celebration” – Moon Human

Ditch the Date; I Want a Bath for One, Please:

April: “Welcome To My Life” – Simple Plan

Craig: “Campfire Song Song” – Spongebob Squarepants ft. Patrick Star

Emma: “That Celibate Life” – The Shins

Julia O: “She Does Not Brave the War” – My Brightest Diamond

Julia S: “Miss Independent” – Ne-Yo

For Those Moments Where You Think, “Huh, Maybe I Do Want Someone:”

Emma: “You’ll Always Be Lonely” – Tangerine

Julia O: “Lonely World” – Angel Olsen

Julia S: “Lonely” – Akon

Buying Candy at a Discount the Next Day:

Anna: “Ring the Alarm” – Beyoncé

Emma: “Gimme Chocolate!!” – BABYMETAL

Julia O: “Total Trash” – Sonic Youth


PART III: FOR YOUR EX / ENEMY

For The Person You Really, Really Hate:

Anna: “Daddy Lessons” – Beyoncé

Craig: “You’re Old” – IDK but it sings over that scene with Mr. Krabs opening his eyes after his first sleep since retiring.

Emma: “Stupid Face” – Haley Bonar

Julia O: “Waste of Breath” – DIIV

For That One Person Who Rick Roll’ed Your Heart:

April: “This Is Gonna Hurt” – Hoobastank

Celene: “My Heart Will Go On” – Celine Dion

Craig: “It’s Just A Greasy Spoon” – Spongebob Squarepants & Eugene Krabs

Emma: “Revelation Blues” – Tallest Man on Earth

Julia O: “Ruin Your Life” – Andy Schauf

A Song to Play While You Rip His/Her Heart Out:

Anna: “Don’t Hurt Yourself” – Beyoncé

April: “Watch Me Do It” – Chingy

Craig: “My House” – Flo Rida

Emma: “Name on a Matchbook” – Springtime Carnivore

Julia O: “I Need a Drink (or Two or Three)” – American Football

When You See That Demon Out on a Date with Someone Else:

Anna: “Hold Up” – Beyoncé

Celene: “I’m Gonna Getcha Good” – Shania Twain

Emma: “666 ʇ” – Bon Iver

Julia O: “How to Disappear Completely” – Radiohead


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