A Very Special Mix for A Very Special Valentine’s Day

Some of us love it, and others hate it, but either way, it’s here! Valentine’s Day has come, and in typical KXSU fashion, we’ve made a holiday playlist for it. Are you heartbroken? We’ve got some healing tunes just for you (also remember that you are important and special and you should never let a single Twitter egg or internet/real-life troll in the world convince you otherwise). Are you head-over-heels in love? We’ve got some romantic and sensual tunes for you, too! Either way, we love ya. Happy Valentine’s Day.


For That One Guy On Tinder That You and Yours Friends All Matched With:

April: “Playing To Lose” – Lemaitre

Celene: “Can’t Be Tamed” – Miley Cyrus

Craig: “Sweet Victory” – Spongebob Squarepants ft. The Bikini Bottom Marching Band

Emma: “All Hands on the Bad One” – Sleater-Kinney

Julia O: “Powertrip” – Priests

For That One Person You Wish You Could Write An L.A.L. (Like A Lot) For:

Anna: “Crazy in Love” – Beyoncé

Craig: “Doing the Sponge” – The Narrator from Spongebob Squarepants

Emma: “Everlasting Sigh” – Moses Sumney

Julia S: “Can’t Get Enough Of You Baby” – Smash Mouth

A Song That Plays in the Background of Your Sexy V-Day Dinner Date:

April: “Angel” – Sarah McLachlan

Celene: “Fire Burning” – Sean Kingston

Craig: “Best Day Ever” – Spongebob Squarepants ft. Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, & Eugene Krabs

Emma: “Look at Your Game, Girl” – Charles Manson

Julia O: “Photograph” – Nickelback

When You’re Making Your Way into Those Silky Sheets:

Anna: “1+1” – Beyoncé

April: “Hot in Herre” – Nelly

Craig: “Striped Sweater Song” – Spongebob Squarepants

Emma: “Pray to Cum” – Katy Goodman & Greta Morgan (Bad Brains cover)

Julia O: “All of Me Wants All of You” – Sufjan Stevens

When You Succumb to Downloading Tinder Again:

Anna: “Upgrade U (feat. Jay-Z)” – Beyoncé

April: “I F*cked It Up” – Dollar Signs

Emma: “An Illustration of Loneliness (Sleepless in New York)” – Courtney Barnett

Julia S: “I’m a Believer” – Smash Mouth


A Song I Dedicate to Myself (Yay for Self-Love!):

April: “Fresh Az I’m Iz” – Bow Wow

Cameron: “Too Much” – Kehlani

Craig: “I’m A Goofy Goober” – Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick Star

Emma: “Woman is a Word” – Empress Of

A Song that Validates that You Don’t Need a Significant Other:

Anna: “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” – Beyoncé

April: “Can’t Get Enough of Myself” – Santigold

Cameron: “Love Myself” – Hailee Steinfeld

Emma: “F*ck With Myself” – Banks

Julia O: “My Little Universe” – Depeche Mode

When You’re Going Out with the Gals/Guys:

Anna: “6 Inch (feat. The Weeknd)” – Beyoncé

Craig: “F.U.N.” – Spongebob Squarepants ft. Plankton

Emma: “Take My People Dancing” – Valley Maker

Julia O: “Lovely Celebration” – Moon Human

Ditch the Date; I Want a Bath for One, Please:

April: “Welcome To My Life” – Simple Plan

Craig: “Campfire Song Song” – Spongebob Squarepants ft. Patrick Star

Emma: “That Celibate Life” – The Shins

Julia O: “She Does Not Brave the War” – My Brightest Diamond

Julia S: “Miss Independent” – Ne-Yo

For Those Moments Where You Think, “Huh, Maybe I Do Want Someone:”

Emma: “You’ll Always Be Lonely” – Tangerine

Julia O: “Lonely World” – Angel Olsen

Julia S: “Lonely” – Akon

Buying Candy at a Discount the Next Day:

Anna: “Ring the Alarm” – Beyoncé

Emma: “Gimme Chocolate!!” – BABYMETAL

Julia O: “Total Trash” – Sonic Youth


For The Person You Really, Really Hate:

Anna: “Daddy Lessons” – Beyoncé

Craig: “You’re Old” – IDK but it sings over that scene with Mr. Krabs opening his eyes after his first sleep since retiring.

Emma: “Stupid Face” – Haley Bonar

Julia O: “Waste of Breath” – DIIV

For That One Person Who Rick Roll’ed Your Heart:

April: “This Is Gonna Hurt” – Hoobastank

Celene: “My Heart Will Go On” – Celine Dion

Craig: “It’s Just A Greasy Spoon” – Spongebob Squarepants & Eugene Krabs

Emma: “Revelation Blues” – Tallest Man on Earth

Julia O: “Ruin Your Life” – Andy Schauf

A Song to Play While You Rip His/Her Heart Out:

Anna: “Don’t Hurt Yourself” – Beyoncé

April: “Watch Me Do It” – Chingy

Craig: “My House” – Flo Rida

Emma: “Name on a Matchbook” – Springtime Carnivore

Julia O: “I Need a Drink (or Two or Three)” – American Football

When You See That Demon Out on a Date with Someone Else:

Anna: “Hold Up” – Beyoncé

Celene: “I’m Gonna Getcha Good” – Shania Twain

Emma: “666 ʇ” – Bon Iver

Julia O: “How to Disappear Completely” – Radiohead

KXSU Editorial Staff | Luv me, luv u!


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