In Bed With Jason – Line Leader

For today’s segment, I want to take you deep within the catacombs of North Philadelphia. Imagine walking into a cigarette-smoke suffocated townhouse crowded with strange and smiling individuals in their natural habitat. After a warm welcome, we hear the rumblings of a bass and of drums coming from underneath of us. Intrigued, we make our …

In Bed With Jason : Low Low Low La La La Love Love Love

What is it, week 4? Week 5, maybe? Do any of us really know? The only universal fact for all of us Seattle U kidz is that the school year is almost completed, the weather is starting to turn in our favor. You Seniors will be entering the real-life stage of real life, you Juniors …

In Bed With Jason : Ori

  Not to worry, good people: I got my column back from The Donald. He had me duct-tape-tied to a pipe inside an abandoned warehouse bathroom in Atlantic City. It’s alright though, Chris Christie saved me in a strange turn of events. That warehouse is where he happens to go to punch-dance to 80s power …

In Bed with Donald

Okay people. It’s primary season, and I need to keep up this youuuuge lead I have over all the other candidates. One of the reasons I relate to the American people so well is because of my very, very brilliant music taste, untouched by any of the other guys. I remember when Paul McCartney, yes …

In Bed With Jason : Crywank

As we prepare ourselves for Spring Break, and we get ready to party-hardy in the brilliant sun in the likes of Malibu or Miami or Omaha or wherever it is you Seattle U party-animals take holiday, it’s important to take a beat for yourself. Have a moment of reflection: Contemplate the past quarter’s ups and …

In Bed With Jason: A Million Billion

  A significant amount of my free time is spent perusing the deepest, darkest, strangest catacombs of Bandcamp, and in my expeditions, I have unearthed some projects that should probably have remained earthen. However, this practice also results in the discovery of certain gems that have a tendency to haunt my nightmares. A project that …

In Bed With Jason: Mild High Club

Whether it’s the weather, the midterms, or anything else, I can stand to benefit from some chilled-out tracks from some chilled-out B-Room musicians. My brain is dead as disco, and in my search for artists that could cover me like the quilt of my bed over the course of my hibernation, I came across one …